I'm a writer, I suppose.
In the third-person
A gay man, a flirty Northumbrian, and a terrible excuse for a human being.
These days, he writes fiction - centred around exploration, first encounters, lost places, and enigmatic strangers. Often this is weirdly similar to fantasy, historical-fiction, and folk-horror.
Do you genuinely want to know more about this awful person?
"I felt that either one was or wasn't a writer, and no combination of professors could influence the outcome."